Where does all this impatience come from? Tellmetellmetellme

Perhaps there is reason to believe I won't make the best parent when I grow up. It's some thing to do with this impatience complex I have. I'm am currently in training to cool myself down a little. Chill-lax, as my flatmate would say.

Hence the tea room conversation need to go from this...to this...

Sheer brilliance.

Ok, so I read this a while ago, but, my god, Stephen Colbert is fantastic. Pour yourself a Dirty Cosmotinijito and settle into this brief show of humour.