The requisite office-place christian. Does anyone else get a little "shiver" when they walk into your office and ask if you're going to afternoon tea/coffee break?

I'm always worried on the way I'm going to get jumped by a group of Mormons, or Jehovahs' Witties, and they'll drag me into the office supply closet and question, nay, interrogate me as to "how I'm going" and "am I happy with my life at the moment" and "do I often find myself lonely, or wondering what it's all about".

Sure, of course, I do find myself asking those questions. It's just that I don't think giving up my Sunday morning sleep-in (hangover recovery period) is going to help.

Meanwhile, back in the broom closet , (location change) they'll be shining a spotlight into my eyes and asking me if "I believe in hell", and "would I like to have this free pamphlet that only requires a dollar donation".

Man, that christian guys is really starting to give me the willies. I'm going to go round to his cubicle and box his ears in.